At the start of the episode, Huey dreams that Stinkmeaner is in hell. He is beating up demons so the devil decides to send him back to earth to kill the Freemans. Huey wakes up and tells Grandad about his dream while Grandad is on an online date service, but Grandad tells him it was just a dream. Meanwhile, Tom is driving to work and someone cuts in front of him and takes his parking space. He complains but the man tells him off. Then Stinkmeaner posseses him and says, “What did you say, n***a?, and kicks him in his chest after the man threatens him. Then he says, “Oh, yeah! You was talking all of that good s**t a while ago, then you got kicked in yo chest! You eat a d**k, n***a, you eat a d**k!.
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Title: Thank you for not snitching
Season: 02
Episode: 03

Recap:

To Snitch or Not to Snitch… Riley is faced with the decision regarding a crime he witnessed or keeping it real and not talking to the police.

‘Thank You for Not Snitching’. Tackles the whole ‘Stop Snitching’ campaign, this episode examines what happens when Riley the Street Soldier witnesses a crime and faces the dilemma of snitching or not. As an African-American male who loves Hip Hop culture, Riley represents the lower end of the hip hop scale, the keepin’ it real, bust your gat and gettin’ hoes, but he’s my favorite character because even though he’s misguided, he’s hilariously sincere about the way he feels and stands up for it. When snitching hits close to home Riley has to choose between the code of the streets and the code of the house, does he keep it real? As usual bringing the comedy as well is Uncle Ruckus who provides his different perspective of things. One scene provides a funny cinema quote in the form of a guest appearance by actor Bill Duke. But all the laughs are made possible by our friends Ed Wuncler the Third and Gin Rummy who as usual create havoc and come out unscathed while bantering in their Pulp Fiction dialogue.

Thank You for Not Snitching is well written and funny. The Boondocks is the best place for laughs now that our favorite comedian can no longer been seen providing fresh material on a weekly basis. Hopefully Aaron McGruder can continue providing the laughs for years to come!

Quotes:

Jazmine: Um, may I sit over here next to Riley? what are you guys talking about? Are you talking about who’s doing the break-ins? If you know, you can tell me, I wont tell ANYBODY.

Huey: Jasmine, are you wearing a wire?
Jasmine: (screams and runs away) Code blue! Code blue!

Ed and Rummy: Thank you for not snitching! You stupid motherfucker.

The second episode opens with Tom and Sarah at a restaurant celebrating their birthday. They get into a “polite” argument because Tom won’t have a second drink of wine (the anal rape thing gets brought up again).

In comes Usher. Sarah, for the first time that night, suddenly perks up, fixing her make up and in a flirtatious manner, waves Usher over and gets his attention. Upon seeing Sarah smile, Tom begins to sing the song “Sarah Smile”. She’s obviously embarrassed and tries to get him to cease but alas, can not.
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Overview:

Granddad, Huey, Riley and Jazmine must avoid guards after they sneak in to a cinema to watch Soul Plane 2: The Blackjacking.

Quotes:

Uncle Rukus: I’ve been waiting on this day since your little up-ity ass came into town.

Uncle Ruckus: Oh, I see. Just because your skin is light, bright and two shades from being white, you think you’re too good to butter your own popcorn. Well you’re wrong, Lando Calrissian.

Huey: Robert Jebediah Freeman had sworn a lifetime intifada against the movie theater industry for exorbitant prices and poor customer service, which, interestingly enough, did not stop him from going to see movies.

Granddad: What’s wrong with you?
Huey: I don’t wanna go to the movie.
Granddad: Why not?
Huey: I don’t ever wanna go to the movies with you again! Not after what happened last time!
Granddad: What happened last time?
Huey: We got arrested and shot at!
Granddad: Nah, racism.

Jasmine: Daddy says I can go to the movies, but he said I’m not allowed see Soul Plane.
Huey: Good, you don’t wanna go to the movies with him. He’s crazy!
Granddad: Hush! (to Jasmine) Can’t see Soul Plane? Why little baby?
Jasmine: Because of the types of stereos or something.
Granddad: Types of stereos? Oh, no, no, no baby doll. This here’s a good theatre, they have THX. (Granddad mimics the THX hum)
Huey: She means Stereotypes.
Granddad: Stereotypes? In Soul Plane? That’s nonsense!

Granddad: How about that? Another victory for the common man over corporate greed!
Huey: You’re not advancing any struggle by bein’ cheap, Granddad.
Granddad: I’ll advance my belt on your behind if you don’t shut your ass!

Riley: Boo! Hey, get to the flick!

(Huey sits next to Riley in the theatre)
Riley: Ewwwwwww.
(Riley moves to another seat)
Riley: Nigger, you gay.

Hijacker: It very important this plane leave on time!
Monique: (waving Hijacker’s breath away) Damn! Now are you yelling at me or shitting at me?!

Granddad: Large freshly popped popcorn please, and lots of butter.
Guy at concession stand: Anything else?
Granddad: I asked for butter on it.
Guy at concession stand: Butter’s over there.
Granddad: I don’t want to put the butter on it! Why can’t you do it?
Guy at concession stand: You’re supposed to put the butter on it.
Granddad: I don’t want to put the butter on it! I’m already paying 20 dollars for this bullshit popcorn, I will not demean my self by putting butter on popcorn!
Guy at concession stand: Why? It’s really easy.
Granddad: Why? Because I don’t work at the movie theater, that’s why!
Guy at concession stand: You’re supposed to put the butter on it.
Granddad: If I go to Burger King, and order a cheeseburger, they don’t make me put the cheese on it, do they, Goddammit?!

While Ruckus spreads the word of White Jesus to get into White Heaven, Huey tries desperately to save his friend from death row.

Jazmine learns the true meaning of “capitalism” when she sells her lemonade stand to corporate tycoon Ed Wuncler.

When one of Grandad’s army buddies, Moe, dies, he and the boys return home to Chicago for the funeral. On the way there it is revealed that Grandad and Moe had a bad falling out over a girl. Huey is excited to be home in hopes of seeing his old friend Cairo, but finds out that he wants nothing to do with Huey. At the funeral, Grandad is forced into a eulogy, in which he reveals all the bad things Moe had done over the years. But when Grandad sees Moe’s wife, the girl they fought over, and sees how ugly she is, he realizes how Moe had been the bigger man trying to repair their broken friendship.

Riley’s affinity for graffiti goes too far when neighbours wake up to giant murals on their homes. Maybe a sweet-natured, psycho war vet art teacher can help reel him in.

Huey has to stop Riley and a small gang of misfit idiots from nabbing the talk show deity, Oprah.

Granddad opens ‘The Itis,’ the first and only soul food restaurant in Woodcrest. White people never expected it. They become addicted to the high cholestoral food, not turning up for work, mugging people to buy another meal & acting like crack fiends. But they wern’t prepared for the consequences of Obesity & Heart Disease….