Overview:

Granddad, Huey, Riley and Jazmine must avoid guards after they sneak in to a cinema to watch Soul Plane 2: The Blackjacking.

Quotes:

Uncle Rukus: I’ve been waiting on this day since your little up-ity ass came into town.

Uncle Ruckus: Oh, I see. Just because your skin is light, bright and two shades from being white, you think you’re too good to butter your own popcorn. Well you’re wrong, Lando Calrissian.

Huey: Robert Jebediah Freeman had sworn a lifetime intifada against the movie theater industry for exorbitant prices and poor customer service, which, interestingly enough, did not stop him from going to see movies.

Granddad: What’s wrong with you?
Huey: I don’t wanna go to the movie.
Granddad: Why not?
Huey: I don’t ever wanna go to the movies with you again! Not after what happened last time!
Granddad: What happened last time?
Huey: We got arrested and shot at!
Granddad: Nah, racism.

Jasmine: Daddy says I can go to the movies, but he said I’m not allowed see Soul Plane.
Huey: Good, you don’t wanna go to the movies with him. He’s crazy!
Granddad: Hush! (to Jasmine) Can’t see Soul Plane? Why little baby?
Jasmine: Because of the types of stereos or something.
Granddad: Types of stereos? Oh, no, no, no baby doll. This here’s a good theatre, they have THX. (Granddad mimics the THX hum)
Huey: She means Stereotypes.
Granddad: Stereotypes? In Soul Plane? That’s nonsense!

Granddad: How about that? Another victory for the common man over corporate greed!
Huey: You’re not advancing any struggle by bein’ cheap, Granddad.
Granddad: I’ll advance my belt on your behind if you don’t shut your ass!

Riley: Boo! Hey, get to the flick!

(Huey sits next to Riley in the theatre)
Riley: Ewwwwwww.
(Riley moves to another seat)
Riley: Nigger, you gay.

Hijacker: It very important this plane leave on time!
Monique: (waving Hijacker’s breath away) Damn! Now are you yelling at me or shitting at me?!

Granddad: Large freshly popped popcorn please, and lots of butter.
Guy at concession stand: Anything else?
Granddad: I asked for butter on it.
Guy at concession stand: Butter’s over there.
Granddad: I don’t want to put the butter on it! Why can’t you do it?
Guy at concession stand: You’re supposed to put the butter on it.
Granddad: I don’t want to put the butter on it! I’m already paying 20 dollars for this bullshit popcorn, I will not demean my self by putting butter on popcorn!
Guy at concession stand: Why? It’s really easy.
Granddad: Why? Because I don’t work at the movie theater, that’s why!
Guy at concession stand: You’re supposed to put the butter on it.
Granddad: If I go to Burger King, and order a cheeseburger, they don’t make me put the cheese on it, do they, Goddammit?!

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Weve received the titles for the first two episodes of the second season of the boondocks due to air mid this year

Season 2 Episode 1: The Return Of Stinkmeaner

The first encounter with Stinkmeaner was in Season 1 Episode 4: Grandad’s Fight.

Colonel H. Stinkmeaner: A blind old black man who fights Granddad Freeman. As Huey states, Stinkmeaner has acted like an ornery old man for his entire life. Huey mistakes Stinkmeaner for a blind swordsman (specifically the zatoichi) and has Grandpa train to fight Stinkmeaner. During the second fight, Huey realizes Stinkmeaner does not actually have sensitive hearing, but fails to stop the fight before Granddad kills him. Stinkmeaner comes back in the as-yet unaired episode “Return of Stinkmeaner” (voiced by Cedric Yarborough).

Season 2 Episode 2: Invasion of the Katrinians